{Noah}
"Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"
{Jake}
"Something's wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you."
{Eli}
Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!
{Will}
Do You Like Nintendo? Cuz "Wii" Would Look Good Together
{Stavo}
My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
{Kieran}
Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
