Travel

Chapter One: RVs Are Hard To Fit In

"Sam! Mama! I'm hungry!" Magnus pleaded to his foster mom. "I want fooood!

"M. I will kill you. I am a daughter of Loki. Do not doubt my destructive powers. For the last time. CAN. YOU. WAIT. A. FEW. MORE. MINUTES!?!?!?

That's no way to treat your kid. Hearthstone signed from the back seat.

"No one likes a backseat driver Hearthstone! We're almost to the border of Canada, you'll be fine."

"Mommy! Why do we have to go to camp?" The squishy was angry. He was forced to go to Camp Half Blood, and he didn't even get shotgun. That privilege was reserved for Sam's half sister; Kornelia.

"Listen potato. It's an exchange program. You have Chiron and Mr. D going to Valhalla with Percy and Annabeth. You, me, Sam, Blitz, and Hearth and going to Camp Half Blood. Two morons named Solangelo are in charge. An Apollo and a Hades. You have to obey them. I'm above the law."

"But Kor..."

"Magnus! My sister will win any argument. Her main gift is eloquent speech. You. Won't. Win."

Don't forget shadow traveling and pure smarts. I'll get along with the Apollo, Athena, and Hades. I should be very popular."

"Especially among the Ares, Auntie Psycho." Magnus tried to joke.

"No. Calling. Me- Wait! I like that. Auntie Psycho. It's got a nice ring to it." Said Kornelia "We almost there Sister Shifter?"

"Fine. But something tells me Manic Magnus needs to the bathroom." Sam started to get irritated. "Kor! Can we please send him shadow traveling ahead?"

"Sure." She snaps her fingers and Magnus falls through a hole in the seat. "You can move up now Blitz!"

"What did you do to Magnus you crazies!?!" Blitz screamed. He was quickly hysterical. "Nope! What the Hel did you do!?!?

I sent the smol bean to camp early. With a few detours of course. He should get there at the same time as us." Kornelia explained calmly.

"Kornelia Elke Richter-Lokidaughter! You should be ashamed of yourself! Right Hearthstone?" He both spoke and signed.

It was a bad thing to do Richter. But it was still funny. Hearth signed.

"Thanks H. You're awesome. Who wants to look at my Tumblr while we wait?"

"KOR!" Sam yelled. She pushed down hard on the breaks, and they screamed in agony. "You have a phone?"

"Keep your hijab on lioness. It's by Leo, the Hephaestus. He made so we can blend in without fear of monsters. Also it's- WAIT! I got a not. What the Hel! Pernico sucks! Solangelo will live on forever!"

"I'm not even gonna ask." Everyone said/signed at once.

"It's not that hard guys! All it is is that-" Kornelia rambled on and on.