Ashton: I'm the girl
Calum: oh you're the girl, alright so we're all fighting over the girl to get her attention
Michael: I'm Joe
Ashton: I'm asleep in the club
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Michael: *waves his arms in the air* I want you to know I love you
Ashton: wow, this boy has got my attention, with his.. big arm movements
Michael: *laughs* yeah
Ashton: oh, oh my, you're an attractive boy, come over
Luke: step aside *does some robot dance*
Ashton: woah! nah I'd be like woah, hey.. you
Calum: and now it's my turn
Ashton: Calum's here, oh he's got his booty on my desk
Calum: *wiggles his booty 😏* *laughing* wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
Ashton: *laughing and clapping his hands*