Ney being Savage

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Ney: Seth your sister is adorable

Seth: Thank you

Ney: She doesn't like me though.

Ney: Probably because I'm gay.

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Baritone: Scientists say, by 2020 half of the animal population will be gone

Ney: I guess we better say our goodbyes to you now

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Snare Drum: But wait! There's more!

Snare Drum: You can double your offer - a threesome!

Ney: Isaiah, one is a stretch, do you really think you could get two?

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