Harry Potter 99 seconds is a song well more like a rap. It COVERS UP ALL THE SEVEN BOOKS well mostly >3<
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(Don't forget to see the video on the side-->)There once was a boy named Harry
destined to be a star
his parents were killed by Voldemort
who gave him a lightning scarYo, Harry! You're a wizard!
Harry goes to Hogwarts
he meets Ron and Hermione
McGonagall requires he play for GryffindorDraco is a Daddy's boy
Quirrell becomes unemployed
The sorcerer's stone is destroyed by DumbledoreRon breaks his wand
now Ginny's gone
and Harry's in Mortal dangerTom Riddle hides
his snake inside
his ginormous secret chamberHarry blows up Aunt Marge
The dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf
The rat's a man
and now the prisoner is at largeThey use time travel so they can
save the prisoner of Azkaban
who just so happens to be Harry's godfather.
I don't really get it either.Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament
With dragons and mermaids
Oh no; Edward Cullen gets slayed
He's back.Harry, Harry, it's getting scary.
Voldemort's back and you're a revolutionary Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore,
Why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him?He is forced to leave the school
Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool
Kids break into the Ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can be, ohSplit your soul, seven parts of a whole
they're horcruxes, it's Dumbledore's endThere once was a boy named Harry
who constantly conquered death.
But in one final duel between good and bad
He may take his final breath
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It's all I've got for today until then bye potterheads (><)
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