Voldemort: Party at my house 2nite! Whoop! All of you are invited!
Harry: I'm coming! It ain't no party without Potter!
Snape: My lord why did you invite Potter
Voldemort: Ohhhh crap! I clicked send to all contacts
Harry: .........How did you get my number?
Voldemort: Magic
*voldemort has left the chat*
Harry: were you stalking me?
Harry: Answer me
*Harry has left the chat*
Bellatrix: Awkward......
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