NO OFFENCE TO GOTHS
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Harry: you know snape you have really inspired me
Snape: How?
Harry: To turn goth
Snape: How on earth have inspired you to turn to goth?!
Harry: Isn't it obvious my grease haired friend? You wear black all the time and you stay in dark places!
Snape: Mr.potter I find that offensive
Harry: The truth hurts dude
Snape: you're just like your lazy father Arrogant! -
Harry: Awesome, amazing too cool for you!
Snape: Potter leave
Harry: Awesomeness is leaving the building *Exits*
*Half an hour later*
Ron: Have you seen Harry?
Hermoine: No but I heard he was inspired by snape about something....
Ron: that's odd
Hermoine: I know just like you
Harry: Hey guys! *Enters*
Hermoine: HARRY WHAT THE DEVIL ARE YOU WEARING
Harry: Clothes! duh!
Ron: you're mini snape
Harry: No I'm a goth
Ron: oh....
Hermoine: why a goth?
Harry: Because when mouldysnort sees me he'll be scared to death
Voldemort: Lalala! Follow the butterflies!
Ron: OI! THAT'S MY LINE!
Voldemort: yeah whatever.......Huh OH MY GOD! WHO'S THAT?!
Harry: YOU'RE WORSE NIGHTMARE
Voldemort: *Runs off screaming like a girl*
Harry: Now you may bow at my awesomeness
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I can imagine this
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Harry: Voldemort is scared of me
Voldemort:No I'm not you half-blood *turns to the author* hey you are so unfair
Author: If you don't shut up I'll kill you
Harry: voldy voldy Voldemort don't forget even you're a half-blood and she is going to kill you
Voldemort: shut up potty potty potter. Do you have a death wish?
Author:*taps her fingers Voldemort and Harry disappear*
Ron: until then don't forget to vote/comment/share
Voldemort: *reappears* Hey that's my line
Ron: yeah whatever......
Author:* shakes her head and taps her fingers making them disappear* until then bye ;)
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