Draco likes twilight O_o

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NO OFFENCE TO PEOPLE WHO LIKE TWILIGHT I MEAN EVEN I LIKE TWILIGHT
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Draco: Hello scar head

Harry: Hello ferret

Draco: Ferret? That's a bit low

Harry: you called me a name so did I

Draco: I told the truth not a lie

Harry: so did I mate

Draco: Potty no mates!

Harry: Ferret I'm so scared I have call daddy!

Draco: Filthy half breed

Harry: Vampire

Draco: What? Why a vampire?

Harry: You keep on going about blood and I heard a rumour that you and Cedric sparkle in sunlight!

Draco: your skin is ice cold like bella would say......

Harry: Bellatrix veryverystrange

Draco: No potty Bella from twilight

Harry: ....

Draco: ....

Harry: So you are telling me that you read twilight?

Draco: Maybe, besides me and Cedric understand each other

Harry: Ok snape made me read twilight as a punishment *shudders*

Draco: Ok did you enjoy it?

Harry: No besides Edward is a-

Snape: Mr Potter you weren't thinking about taking my line

Harry: No real Snape ............ TAKE IT AWAY

Snape: Edward Cullen is a sparkling fairly princess!

Cedric: Thanks for the compliment professor much appreciated!

Snape: No problem but let me say real men don't sparkle

Cedric: oh

Harry: But Snape your pale don't you sparkle in the sunlight besides you stay in dark dungeon all the day

Snape: Potter! Detention! Read the whole twilight series

Harry: Make ferret do it!

Draco: yeah I'll do it

Snape: very well potter, Malfoy, Diggory read the whole twilight series

Draco/Cedric: YAY!

Harry: NEYOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Voldemort: THATS MY LINE

Harry: yeah whatever V-dawg go back to your dirt eaters

Voldemort: BOO HOO!

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