NO OFFENCE TO PEOPLE WHO LIKE TWILIGHT I MEAN EVEN I LIKE TWILIGHT
~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•Draco: Hello scar head
Harry: Hello ferret
Draco: Ferret? That's a bit low
Harry: you called me a name so did I
Draco: I told the truth not a lie
Harry: so did I mate
Draco: Potty no mates!
Harry: Ferret I'm so scared I have call daddy!
Draco: Filthy half breed
Harry: Vampire
Draco: What? Why a vampire?
Harry: You keep on going about blood and I heard a rumour that you and Cedric sparkle in sunlight!
Draco: your skin is ice cold like bella would say......
Harry: Bellatrix veryverystrange
Draco: No potty Bella from twilight
Harry: ....
Draco: ....
Harry: So you are telling me that you read twilight?
Draco: Maybe, besides me and Cedric understand each other
Harry: Ok snape made me read twilight as a punishment *shudders*
Draco: Ok did you enjoy it?
Harry: No besides Edward is a-
Snape: Mr Potter you weren't thinking about taking my line
Harry: No real Snape ............ TAKE IT AWAY
Snape: Edward Cullen is a sparkling fairly princess!
Cedric: Thanks for the compliment professor much appreciated!
Snape: No problem but let me say real men don't sparkle
Cedric: oh
Harry: But Snape your pale don't you sparkle in the sunlight besides you stay in dark dungeon all the day
Snape: Potter! Detention! Read the whole twilight series
Harry: Make ferret do it!
Draco: yeah I'll do it
Snape: very well potter, Malfoy, Diggory read the whole twilight series
Draco/Cedric: YAY!
Harry: NEYOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Voldemort: THATS MY LINE
Harry: yeah whatever V-dawg go back to your dirt eaters
Voldemort: BOO HOO!
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