will🎃: hey, jor !
jordan👽: hello, William.
will🎃: I'm sorry I haven't been answering your messages.. I've missed you.
jordan👽: I see.
will🎃: what's the matter?
jordan👽: nothing. nothing at all.
will🎃: that's bullshit and you know it,, seriously. what's wrong?
jordan👽: haha that's a great question. a better one would be "what ISN'T wrong?" even that would be hard to answer.
jordan👽: idk it's just great that instead of talking to me you just left. it's also great to know that you told Isaac that we were never a thing. oh! and my FAVOURITE part; you were planning to go back to him all along.
will🎃: okay, jordan, what the fuck? what are you talking about??? I never told him that! he must've hacked my phone or something. yeah, we talked a couple times after I broke it off, but I had no intention of going back!!
jordan👽: oh? huh that's interesting.
will🎃: what did I do now? please just say something, yell at me, break up with me! do something! I'm shaking and on the verge of tears please I'm sorry
jordan👽: I just don't know what to do rn
will🎃: jordan please I love you I never wanted to hurt you
jordan👽: that's hilarious.
will🎃: jordan I'm serious, please. you have to believe me.
jordan👽: do I?
jordan👽: you know what,,, I'm sorry, will. but as of right now; I'm going to say we're done.
jordan👽: I'm sorry.
will🎃: I
will🎃: what
will🎃: jordan please
jordan👽: it's not your fault. it's isaac's. I'm going to beat him to a pulp.
will🎃: no, jordan, don't
jordan👽: no. I'm going to fucking paralyse him.
will🎃: jordan I'm begging you please I'll talk to him. don't hurt him
jordan👽: whatever.
will🎃: jordan.
jordan👽: I have to go.
will🎃: please. dear god no.
jordan👽: this has been the most fun I've ever had.
will🎃: I'm sorry. I love you so much.
delivered.
ahahahahaha this is such a shit update I'm so sorry pls don't hurt me🙃 -poke / jake
