Hey now, you're a pawn star

Pawn Shop

Walking down the street, your legs tire you. You do not know how much longer it will take you to get to the store, as your mother had sent you to go and buy some milk. She needed this milk to make milkshakes, and attract boys.

Suddenly, a long, black limo approaches you. The window rolls down. Rick Harrison looks out at you, happily.
"Would you like a ride" he asks you politely.
How could you refuse? It's Rick Harrison for heavens sake!

You climb into the limo, and "Allstar" by Smashmouth is playing. This is one of your favourite songs. You ask him to turn up the music, but he insists on changing the station.
Normally, you would tell him to keep it on the station, but you can't say no to him.
He turns on "Never gonna give you up" and turns it up extremely loud.

"Where are you headed?" He asks you.
You respond quietly "the store."
"Hey d! She needs to go to the store!"
Donald trump turns around, looking you up and down. The limo crashes.

You have no idea where you are, and The other boys are dead. What do you do? Suddenly, a talking Donkey approaches you.
"You better leave." He said, in a worrying voice.
Shrek comes out of his outhouse.

"Get outta me swamp"