Messaging

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Look babe I know I promised you that I'd text sooner but my day has been so hectic. Okay so first I freaking dropped my phone in the toilet and it wouldn't work so I had to beg my mom to get me a new one for the time being. (Which is why I'm texting from a new number) Then I spilt coffee on my blouse. MY FUCKING INTERVIEW BLOUSE! Oh AND I accidentally called my future boss a dick head to his face before knowing he'd be my boss. How tragic?
read|10:05PM

As interesting as that sounds, who is this?
read|10:06PM

Matt, this isn't a time for jokes. I'm stressed. Come over and do that thing with your tongue that I love so much 😏😌
read|10:09PM

I'm definitely not Matt, but I could most certainly show you what I can do with my tongue if you'd like. 😝
read|10:11PM

Oh shit if this isn't Matthew, who is it? 😳
read|10:11PM

I think you got the wrong number dude but since we're on the topic, I'll be the one that's going to show you something special with his tongue tonight. And you are?
read|10:12PM

Just leaving, thanks. 🙄.
read|10:15PM

Woah woah woah. You can't expect to give a guy a massive stiff and then up and leave like nothing happened.
read|10:17PM

Dude what are you talking about? Nothing happened. LOLO. I've gotta go, my boyfriend would shit bricks if he knew what you were saying to me.
read|10:18PM

Oh, so you have a boyfriend?
read|10:20PM

Wasn't that made clear when I said babe?
read|10:22PM

I suppose. So since we're already talking, care to show me your tits? My girl won't. She's such a fucking prude.
read|10:23PM

Bruh you're hilarious. Like I'm actually laughing. Why the hell are you asking me for nudes when you have a girl? You're some kind of pedo aren't you?
read|10:36PM

Ew no. And I wouldn't say I have a girl.
read|10:37PM

You literally used "my girl." look I've got to go. Playtime is over and I need to prepare for work tomorrow. It's my first official day and I don't want to spend the night before it with some 50 years old wrinkly man asking to eat me out and see my tits.
read|10:58PM
Goodbye you perv.
read|10:58PM

I'm definitely not old or wrinkly. C'mon. I fuck good. You'd enjoy it 😜. Give me one round. You cum, I win. You don't, I'll leave you alone. Deal?
read|10:59PM

I've never laughed so hard in my life. Damn 😂💀.
Oh and any chance you did have, you ruined it by replying 21 minutes later.
read|11:05PM

Oh really?
read|11:05PM

Yes really. Now peace out.
read|11:07PM

Wait, wait! This is just now getting interesting. Talk to me.
read|11:15pM

Do you not have a life to attend to or something? What's interesting about hitting on a complete stranger.
read|11:17PM

It's interesting because I don't have to hear you screaming my name. Well not yet anyways. 😜.
read|11:20

You're disgusting. Go find some other girl to scream your name.
read|11:21PM

I've got enough of that. I mean chicks dig me. There's like more than five girls screaming my name right now.
read|11:21

An orgy? How sick. Enjoy syphilis and every other sexually transmitted disease known to man .
read|11:30PM

Oh c'mon. You just wish it was you sucking the syphilis off my ballsack.
read|11:31PM

Dude I'm gonna be sick. 😷 Enjoy blue balls. Now I really gotta go.
read|11:35PM

Lates doll face.
read|11:38PM

Don't call me doll face.
read|11:40PM

Okay? Later complete stranger who wants to teabag my ballsack until suffocation. Nice meeting you.
read|11:42PM

If I knew you in real life, I would have already killed you.
read|11:44PM

Is it strange that I find that sexy?
read|11:45PM

It is, now bye.
read|11:45PM

Goodbye.
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First chapter completed. How frisky is he? Yum. 😏