So I know an atheist, they're a close-ish IRL friend, and here's a conversation with them.
Atheist: *sneezes*
Me: God bless you.
Atheist: *snooty voice* I'm an atheist, I'll have you know.
Atheist: Pah! What's YOUR religion?
Me: Well I was at first raised catholic, but I'm mostly a Lutheran Christian, a bit of a Crusader.
Athiest: *laughing a little* And what do you think happens when you die?
Me: Well, my spirit departs from my body, and I see my ancestors in heaven like meeting people at an airport, almost like saying "hey, guess who finally died! Come here, *hugs ancestor* "
Athiest: *laughing a lot*
Me: Oh yeah? What happens when YOU die?
Athiest: Oh, I know exactly what happens when I die. When I die, my body becomes one with the earth, and I will become fertilizer for the plants, and I will grow to be a magnificent tree.
Me: *looks at them and laughs* Then this big burly man walks in the forest you're in, chops you down, hauls you to a wood chipper, turns you into paper and, ready for it? They use you to print the Bible! *laughing*
That is just one thing in my life....
