Saint Shenanigans

Of Arcades and Non-Sleep

Nothing's better than hanging out at a Arcade after a day of wiping out spectre scums and defeating Hades. Our bronze heroes, well Seiya and Shun since the others were forced, took the opportunity of their free time to spend their remaining allowances to rain tickets.

Seiya: Hey check this game out

Him and Shun stopped to approach a arcade cabinet that stands out from the rest. From the flashy design it could be a fighting game since the screen displayed various characters performing combos. But Seiya took a closer look and was shocked.

Seiya: They made a game based off of us!!!

Shun: Wow that's awesome I should go tell the others-

Seiya: Nah we'll tell them later. Watch me play?

Shun: Yeah

With two coins the screen went back to the main menu where it displayed the options.

Seiya: Lets see...Story mode? Nah.

Shun: How about free fight?

Seiya: Oh yeah thanks Shun

After selecting it the screen now displayed a wide roasters of every characters in existence. Even the unknown ones.

Shun: Lost Canvas, Omega, L.O.S uh Seiya who are these people?

Seiya: Beats me but I'll go pick that guy who looks awfully a lot like me that I don't have time to know why.

Tenma vs. Thanatos

Seiya(happy): Yeah can't wait to give him a beat down!

For his first time playing Seiya did quite good at it. His character did struggled but manage to land a critical combo by slam dunking the god of death onto a nearby food stand. Which was unusual for Shun but pure entertainment for Seiya.

Seiya: HAHAHAH did you see that! Oh boy if he were here I'll do the same-

???: Oh really?

Shun&Seiya: AAAAHHH!

Both boys scream at the stranger who stood behind them. It was none other than Thanatos. 

Thanatos: Well come at it boy try to throw me at a disgusting human produce stand in real life.

But Seiya ignored the challenge.

Seiya: What brings you, out of every spectre, to this place? I thought we defeat you spectres!

Thanatos: Ha I don't know either but Hypos forced me to take a 'day off' knowing that he made a grave mistake and that's how I saw you two, especially YOU, humiliating my persona from a cheap, pointless game!

Seiya: Well that makes sense but before I do that how about a try? Come on it won't hurt.

Thanatos(gasped): YOU dare try to make a God play?!

Shun(scared): Uh Seiya-

Seiya: Well duh you can pick any characters and fight off against another. Trust me it's worth the coins.

It took minutes for the Death God to respond.

Thanatos: Alright then but just so you know, we're still enemies!

Random person: Hey dude you're blocking the path-

TERRIBLE PROVENANCE!

Thanatos used his lethal move on the human causing him to collapse and quickly snatch the bag of tokens.

Thanatos: Move aside human I'll show you a better spot to slam dunk

With the varieties of characters Thanatos chose himself which wasn't a surprise.

Thanatos vs. Hypos

Seiya burst out in laughter while a shadow loomed on the god's face. He can't believe that he'll take on his twin brother.

Shun: Well this is awkward

The fight though takes place in a mall. Much to the three's confusion but they went along with it.

Thanatos: How do I even play? I demand answers!

Seiya: Sheesh calm down all you have to do is smash the buttons and wait for a combo.

The God followed the simple rule but instead was quickly beaten, the character Hypos taunted the player.

Thanatos: HOW DARE HE I'LL SHOW HIM WHO'S SUPERIOR!

Inserting another token the rematch began. This time he got the upper hand and in the end triggered his combo by having his persona grab Hypos's head and smash him to a candy store.

Thanatos: AHAHAHAHA I FEEL SO ALIVE WITH POWER!!!! ANOTHER ROUND!

Shun: Looks like he's having fun

Seiya: Yeah...hey let's head to the tables I bet Shiryu, Hyoga, and Ikki are waiting for their turn.

Shun: Well not Ikki because he hated these kinds of places.

Thanatos vs. Poseidon

Thanatos: TIME TO PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE FISH BOY! HADES IS SUPERIOR!

Seiya: Then why he came?

Shun: He doesn't trust you nor the others and I reserved a table for his late birthday party.

Seiya: Two months Shun. Two months. And yet you decided to throw a LATE party for him!

Shun: Hey I planned on having that event on his day but something happened and it was moved to today.

Seiya: Makes sense, oh well let's head back while the bozo over there is distracted

Thanatos: Well well four gold saints against me? BRING IT ON!