BTS MASTERLIST(request open)

(R)BTS Reaction When They Hit Animal On The Road

This is requested bychanyeol4lifeu!Im sorry if it's too lame but here u go!I just change the saw to hit.Hope u don't mind^^

Jin:/focus on his driving while Jhope and Taehyung is wriggling and twerking at the back seat,Yoongi is sleeping on his neckpillow drooling over his KUMAMON limited edition,Jungkook trying to shooing Jimin that try to take selca with him for ARMYSELCADAY and Namjoon is searching on Google on how to cut onion  101/*getting stress*HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO TELL U GUYS TO..../Jin can't control his fucking pink car and accidentally hit something on the road and all of them screaming like a bitch getting rape/AAARGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!/Jin walk out of the car to see wut is da heck is happen and he shocked to see../ARRGGHHH!!!MY PINK ALPACAAAA!!SOMEBODY HELPHH MEHH!!!/started to sing v part on stigma/IM SORRY,IM SORRY,IM SORRY MA SISTER/all of them give WTf faceu/..

Namjoon:/drove da car like a pro when suddenly he hit something on da road/OMFG WUT IS DAT!!??/get out of da car and see an injured deer/OH U POOR LITTLE THING..LET ME HEL../try to touch the animal but he accidentally broke the animal leg/OH SHIT!IM SORRY BIMBO!/touch da other side when the animal squeaking loudly and dat thing attempt to attack Namjoon/*terrified*Uh..I guess I have to leave u alone then../get attack by the animal/ARGHH GET DA FAHK OF ME ..!!!/touch da animal and the animal die/HAH! This way is more better BYE BYE! Loser!!HAHAHA

Suga:/drove da car and he hit something/WU THE HECK IS..*shock*NOOOOO MYY KUMAMON SWAEGHHHH!!/crying over the kumamon and started to rap NEVERMIND/I DON GIVE A FUCK,I DONT GIVE A SHIT!/the kumamon still not moving/*give up*KUMAMON...ILY TILL MY LAST BREATH BUT HONESTLY I HAVE TO TELL U SOMETHING../take a turtle from his car and show off to his beautiful kumamon/I have a new gurlfriend,her name is turtle swaeeg and U!/pointed at kumamon/U DONT have a swaag!!ADIOSS!!

Jhope:/hit something on da road and get out of da car to see../NOOO MYYY BAEE!!/crying over his precious animal/
BWI:/get sad/IM THOUGHT IM YOUR BAE..
Jhope:/glare at Bwi/U r not involved in this case../crying again/UR MY SUNSHINE,UR MY BABYYYYY...
Bwi:It just a grasshopper tho..=_=

Jimin:/Hit something/WUT IS..NOOO!!!
Jungkook:Hyeong it just...
Jimin:NOOOOOOO!!!MY CHILD!!ITS ALL MY FAULT!ITS ALL MY MISTAKES!!IF I LET JIN DROVE THE CAR IT COULDN'T BE HAPPen like this..NOOOO!!Let me die peacefully guys.Tell my family il them,tell Jungkookie that I still love him although I'm in relationship with Yoongi hyeong..
Yoongi:*getting disgusted*EWWW...DATSS NOT MY CHILD..ITS TOO UGLY FOR MY SWAEEGAA and who r u to have relationships with me!?
Jungkook:/hit jimin with a bat/I JUST WANT TO TELL U THE THING THAT U HIT IS JUST A FROG U FUCKING IDIOT!!AND ITS STIIL ALIVE!!

Taehyung:/he was involved in a accident before he could hit the animal and the animal is pigeon.Taehyung saw dat and try to hit the pigeon but the pigeon is more genius than him and the pigeon fly away and make Taehyung hit on of da tree along the street/
Source:jhopeshootingstar.com(thisisnottrue)

Jungkook:/He can't drive the car because momma jin will never let him get license and he just a fetus/(no offend)

There u have it!BTW IM REALLY SORRY FOR MY SLOW UPDATE BECAUSE OF MY FUCKING PHONE....T________T

Kim Woo Jin>.<