The Random Awesomesosness

Wtf Steve

Sky: What is going on.. *carrying Lilee*

Ash: *carrying Lily* Yeah.. The whole town was destroyed..

Ash: We also found this guy.. But I think he's scared for life..

Random pizza guy: T-Tacos... Pizza lord.. B-Bear.. heLp nO tHE bURritTOeS aRe wiNNinG *is hugging his knees and rocking himself back and forth*

Everyone: *automatically looks at Freddy*

Freddy: Whaaaaaat?

Freddy: He was a monster. 

Bill: Ookay... What did you think he was..

Freddy: Through my drunk eyes, he was a pizza shaped alien with forks as teeth and he was trying to destroy me and mankind by shoving pepperoni  in our mouth.

Mira: ... What do you see now..

Freddy: A pizza with arms and legs..

Coco: ......

Coco: This is why I still don't trust you..

Mira: Anyways..

Mira: DIPPER!! WHERE'S MY BABY!?!

Coco: IDEA!

Coco: You wanna be free right?

Prisoners: *nods head furiously*

Coco: Go find Mabel and NAyli at the mall, and come back with or without them and nothing on this planet destroyed.

Prisoners: YAS

Sky: WHAT

Sky: YOU'RE CRAZY

Zaza: THEY'LL DESTROY THE UNIVERSE

Coco: If one millimetre of this planet is ruined.. I'm never letting you guys out again *glare*

Everyone in the cage: *laughs nervously* YEAH, yeah! We'll never ever do ANYTHING wrong. *sweating*

Coco: If you do, I'm giving Hades a present.

Hades: YAY

Hades: WHERE'S THE PRESENT!?

Everyone:

Everyone: *facepalms*

Coco: There's a 75% chance that I might give you a present so shut up.

Hades: WHAT

Hades: NOONE SAYS SHUT UP TO HADES

Coco: DO you want the present or not?

Hades: ...... Yea

Coco: Then shut up.

Coco: Mira, let the non-drunk ones out..

Mira: You sure?

Coco: Mmhmm..

Mira: *let's everyone out except for Bonnie, ToyB, Foxy, Applejack and Freddy*

Freddy: HEY

Freddy: HOW COME I'M STILL HERE!?!

Coco: Because you're still drunk.

Freddy: I AM NOT

Mira: What's that? *points to the random pizza guy*

Freddy: A red baby rolling around with crazy hair shouting #DICKSOUTFORHARAMBE

Everyone: .....

Freddy: SEE?!

Freddy: I'M NOT DRUNK!!

BILL: Nope, still drunk.

Coco & Miwa: Yep.

Freddy: *GASP*

Freddy: WHAOT!?

Fluttershy: *sobbing like she's lost a blood relative* I'm s-sorry,Freddy..  B-But it's t-true. *sobs more*

Freddy: ....

Freddy: *overdramatically gets on knees*

Freddy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *bawls*

Everyone else: *facepalm*

Coco: Okay, what were we doing?

Coco: Oh ya

Coco: If I see one inch of this world destroyed.

Ex-Drunkies: *sweating*

Coco: I'll destroy the existence of pizza.

FNAF Crew: *GASP*

Coco: I'll prove that friendship is not magic.

Mane 12: *GASP*

Coco: And I'll take away contact from the outside world.

Rarity and Elusive: Oh, we don't care about that, hun.

Coco: ....

Coco: Oh, I forgot.

Coco: I'm forbidding fashion and make-up too.

Elusive and Rarity: *GASPS OVERDRAMATICALLY* *falls to knees and sobs*

Steve: What about us- *gets mouth covered9 by Hero*

Coco: Oh yeah.

Hero: DAMMIT

Coco: *turns to Bill and Mira* How should I punish them?

Bill: Uh.

Mira: Relocate them to The End.

Steve: WHAT

Steve: *starts shaking* NO

Everyone: What.

Hero: He has traumatic memories of The End..

Steve: I lost my Kevin Bacon there..

Twi: Who's Kevin?

Hero: He's old pet pig..

Dash: He had a pet pig?

Twi: ...I'm just worried because he named a pig Kevin Bacon..

Steve: *sobbing* He was my best friend..

Hero: Shush.

Hero: Pull yourself together..

Bill: Wait, who brings a pig to The End..

Steve: *still sobbing* They way he used to munch on carrots and potatoes..

Coco: ....

Coco: Okay, this is getting weird..

Coco: Let's relocate them if they fail us.

Dipper: ....

Dipper: That seems harsh..

Dipper: He lost a FRIEND there.

Steve: *GASP*

Steve: YOU UNDERSTAND MY SORROW

Dipper: NO-

Steve: *tackles Dipper*

Steve: I HAVE A MATEY

Dipper: NO YOU DON't

Dipper: I'M JUST PITYING YOU

World: *GASP*

World: *TRIGGERED*

Coco & Mira: .....

Coco & Mira: daYm