The Bat Family (the Bat Brothers fanfic)

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Third Person

Jason was laying around the manor when Dick came up behind and gagged

"Dude, you need to take a shower" Dick said

"I'll take one later"

"No, you need one right now" Dick said

"Dick get off my back!" Jason said "I really don't smell that bad"

"Sure" Dick said sarcastically. But Jason was a little right, he didn't smell that bad, but he did smell bad. And you know Dick, he overacts. "I do not!"

"Who are you yelling at?" Jason asked

"The author!" Dick said

"STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL, DICK!!!!" The author yelled at him "YOU'RE NOT DEADPOOL!!!!!"

"But I'm cooler" Dick said smoothly

"*snickers* Yeah right!"

"WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!?" Jason yelled

"THATS NOT IMPORTANT, WHATS IMPORTANT IS THE AUTHOR NEEDS TO THINK IM COOL!!!" Dick yelled at the ceiling

"*sticks tongue out at Dick* haha!"

Jason looked at Dick in confusion "I am sooooo confused"

"Me too Jason, me too" Dick replied

"What are you confused about?!?!?!?" Jason asked starting to get even more confused

"I'm confused why Toni doesn't think I'm cool" Dick said "AND WHY SHE KEEPS SAYING CONFUSED, YOU KNOW THATS VERY BAD WRITING!!!"

"I KNOW!!" She yelled back "BUT I DON'T HAVE A THESAURUS WITH ME AT ALL TIMES!!! SO IF YOU WANT TO TO GO TO GOOGLE AND YOU STOP EXIST, THEN STOP COMPLAINING!!!!"

"Fine!" Dick said then did a sassy hair flip

"Now stop breaking the fourth rule!!!"

"Dick, you really need help" Jason said

"What are you talking about?" Dick asked as if nothing happened, which nothing did. He walked out of the room leaving the sixteen year old shocked, then he yelled "TAKE A SHOWER!"

"LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" Jason yelled back. He went to the garage and took out his motorcycle and went for a ride.

When he comes back...

Jason put his bike away, then he walked to the front door. But before he could reach the door he was shot...

With water...

He looked to see who was shooting him with the hose. It was Dick!

"Dick! What the hell?!?" Jason yelled getting a mouthful of water

"I told you to take a shower!" Dick laughed "Now you're taking one!"

"Dick! STOP!!!" Jason yelled

"Not unless you promise to take a shower" Dick yelled moving the hose up so it hit his face

"Fine!..... TURN THE DAMN THING OFF!!" He yelled getting water in his mouth. Dick shut the water off and patted Jason on the back saying

"Now go take that shower" Jason growled but went inside the house and took a shower. Dick also went inside but was met with Tim

"What's wrong with Jason and why is he wet?" He asked

"Tim, mark this as a lesson. If I tell you to go take a shower, go take one" Dick simply said, then he went up to his room.

"Ok?"

I hope you all have enjoyed this chapter, I will tell you what did said in the next chapter! Anywho, thanks for voting, following, reviewing, commenting, and just read. Have a Wonderlandful Day!
-ToniInWonderland
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