Misfit Adventures

How all the adults in my family works

Phase one: Show up 6 hours before the party starts and bother whoever is cooking

Phase two: Drink Hennessy while gossiping about the family members who didn't show up

Phase three: Bother/Embarrass/Humiliate all the introverted kids

Phase four: Everyone eats. A lot. Until you gain 100 pounds

Phase five: Act like 12 year olds and name call all of the insecure kids

Phase six: Leave drunk while taking all possible leftovers for lunch to work tomorrow