*Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades are drunk, while there demigod kids are watching after them*
Zeus: *Sees Jason* Oh hi Jason. Look, sometimes when Daddy gets drunk...he...has an orgy with his brothers and cousins...*Passes out*
Jason:...No wonder Hera emotionally let you go a long time ago
Poseidon: *Forcing Percy to give him a piggyback ride* WHEEEEEE!
Hades: *Forcing Hazel and Nico to cuddle with him, while he pets Nico on the head* Just so you guys know, I love ya both and...*Slowly falls asleep*
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Misfit Adventures
RandomAdmit it You're a misfit Don't worry We're all misfits here (Have fun looking for references to other media)
