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❝A date? Why?❞
❝Why do you sound so reluctant?❞
❝No, I mean, I barely know you, Mr Arden. In fact, I only know that your last name's Arden and that your testicle got stuck in a stool. Why would I go on a date with you?❞
❝That's not usually the response I get.❞
❝Okay? Well, I'm not going. I'm deeply sorry for everything that happened but a date is just... too much. I'm pretty sure it violates the company policy too.❞
❝Did you think that I was asking you on a date because I liked you?❞
❝If not?❞
❝Huh. Well, I wasn't.❞
❝Why ask me out on a date then?❞
❝My family has been pestering me for months now to get a girlfriend.❞
❝How does that concern me?❞
❝Ever since that post went viral, it's what I've been seeing on every single dating app. Girls send them to me as a joke. Like, 'Oh my gosh! Have you seen this? How tiny must he be?' ❞
❝Oh my gosh, how did they know that it was you?❞
❝They don't! That's the point!❞
❝I don't understand...❞
❝Long story short, I'd rather go on a date with someone who already knows about it than someone who could find out in the future. I'm sick of defending myself while pretending that it's not me.❞
❝Oh.❞
❝So? You said that I could ask for compensation.❞
❝I'll have to think about it.❞
❝Don't be too long. I have to send a picture of myself on a date for them to stop pestering me.❞
