1.) *shows stuffed animal frog singing sad song* "I wish I had this as a kid, I would've know how hard life was going to be". "Although I probably would've eaten it". "Mom why is my butt singing?". (°_°)
2.) "I'm a genius!". "It was all the stuffed animals I ate~".
3.) *Smiles* "Alright let's see what happens". *Screams* "That was the worst idea ever".
4.) "Well it almost worked...until it didn't".
5.) "This is not an instrument, this is noise".
6.) "I don't know what kid wants this". *shows a big monster high doll head* "But I don't want that kid...".
7.) *Reads* "Monster high". "What the f*ck is monster high?". "What happened to Bratz dolls?". "Who killed the Bratz dolls and made them this?".
8.) "There you go kids, just throw things, it always works".
9.) *smells lipgloss* "OHHH That smells like cake!". "Sorry about it but this is mine".
10.) "Also that kid is like 20". "If you see that 'kid' at a high school house party you better watch out".
11.) "How stress-full is kindergarten?".
12.) *Reads* "I record and I repeat every word". "...I can not have this in my house...".
13.) "Oh my gosh did I kill baby?". (o_o)
14.) "I've been following you on Snapchat you don't leave your house very often are you okay?".
15.) "Well for one it's very loud and annoying LIKE JENNIFER".
