I'm not even in this class but whatever:
*walks in the room*
Are you guys doing distillation?
*other person*: yes
Have you done the distillation incantation?
*other person*: oh yes, we've done the incantation three times facing west and now the distillation can begin
*walks away smiling*
YOU ARE READING
They Gave Him a PhD
Non-FictionThese are quotes from my bio professor, who, yes, has a PhD. So marvel in these quotes that I've been taking for the past two semesters. Note: The classes are biology and microbiology, so there are quite a few sex and gore related ones.
