"This is my buddy the skeleton. He used to be a real person, you know."
*a few minutes later, a girl in the class*
"I have a skeleton at home. I keep him in the closet. That way, I can tell people I have a skeleton in my closet."
JE LEEST
They Gave Him a PhD
Non-fictieThese are quotes from my bio professor, who, yes, has a PhD. So marvel in these quotes that I've been taking for the past two semesters. Note: The classes are biology and microbiology, so there are quite a few sex and gore related ones.
