"If you hate your neighbor, here's what you do. You take off the grounder from an electrical plug. Then you take the whole other and and you just cut it off and peel off the rubber around the end. And then you plug it into the side of their house. If you're lucky, their house will catch on fire. If not, their circuit breaker will blow up.
"You know what? Don't actually do that. I could get sued."
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They Gave Him a PhD
Non-FictionThese are quotes from my bio professor, who, yes, has a PhD. So marvel in these quotes that I've been taking for the past two semesters. Note: The classes are biology and microbiology, so there are quite a few sex and gore related ones.
