It was a few weeks after garets nana had "died". Garet was looking in his pantry for some food with his penguin buddies. He came across a can of gerber food. A tear came down garets cheek. The gerber reminded garet of his nana who he thought was dead. Garet started crying along with his penguin buddies. He grabbed some oatmeal cream pies for him and his penguin buddies. Him and the penguins went to sit down on the couch. All of a sudden, they heard a knock on the door.
Garet whispered to the penguins, "Prepare for the wipe a dipe strategy."
He walked over to the door and looked through the hole. He was shocked to see who it was. It was obama. He opened the door and was confused as fuck.
Obama said, "I am here to put the cream between your 2 oatmeal pies with my big black HORSE COCK."
Obama laughed and said, "Just kidding."
Garet said, "What do you want."
"I am here to show you secret government files of your nana. She is still alive." Obama explained.
Garet and the penguins jaws dropped like obama's balls did when he was twelve
Garet cried "plz give me my nana back!"
Obama moaned, "YES DADDY!!!!"
