Fall in May

~53~ A late lunch with Someone's Sister is so not cool.

"Where is May? Is she okay?" I stand slightly rocking waiting for the troubles to renew.

"Hmmm." The beast purses her lips and I can see a multitude of answers being calculated behind her crafty lupine eyes. "She's fine as far as I know."

"She just went in for a chick check up..." April snorts. "You know because now that you are trying to bone my blind sister on the regular now? So she suddenly cares about getting her chick checkups."

"Okay, thanks for letting me know that?" I reply slowly, and now this has turned into the most painful conversation I have ever endured with the beast to date. "So other than the insult ...is she actually okay or what?"

"Not really." April roll's her eyes over at my uncomfortableness. "Okay fine, the truth is daddy wanted to take her to the doctor's to have her leg looked at again. It's no biggie, just like a follow-up thing to prove my mothers not trying to kill her with kindness again. As if." 

"Okay." For some stupid reason, I feel a sense of short-lived relief. 

"So anyways, I thought we could use this time to have a little chick chat of our own?" She knifes her sharp eyebrow up at me, and suddenly I feel like all the happiness in the world just died a little.

"Why?" I side-eye her suspiciously. "What in particular do you want to chick-chat about?"

"Oh you know ...now that you're banging my blind sister sideways? So I thought that we could have ...like a bonding session? Where we could braid each other's hair and bare our souls to each other. Share all our hopes and dreams, and then become cosmically connected by a mutual love for all things flocking stupid, Slapstick." Aprils rolls her eyes over exaggeratedly. 

"Obveeously..."  She draws out her words mocking me.  "...we talk about my sister."

Since the Secret Bathroom detente, April and I have been forced into a demonic pact together against our wills. But now without May in the middle to referee our ongoing mutual loathing society? It seems the level of ambivalence and irritation that we both clearly have for the other is already rising for another round of fun.

But I can also see that I am not the only one in pain from this forced moment. And we did agree to a detente after all? So flock it why the hell not?

"Okay, why not?" I sit as physically far away from the monster as possible without being completely rude. Having lunch with a pit viper is a study in caution. "So what about her?"

"So May say's you're pretty damn decent kisser? She told me all about how you were a very considerate as a lover." April smiles slices slyly, clearly bemused in my discomfort with the direction chick chat is taking.

While I am somewhat surprised by this statement, yet somehow not surprised May has confided anything in the demon. After all, this is the same girl that almost admitted that maybe she might have been wrong about something that one time?   

"So anyways, I was thinking that if it's cool with everyone, maybe we could try do a threesome thing sometime?" April nibbles her lower lip seductively and shifts forward ever so slightly. "I mean you know that May and I are closer than most sisters ...so we kinda share everything?"

"And let's you and me be honest here for a minute? We've always had this ...strange tension between us? Even that first time on the bleachers this summer, there was just something there. And well... May and I have talked about it, and I think it might be fun to try at least once?" April is now seductively rolling the tip of her carrot stick across her lips implying something more. "But just so long as we keep it our little secret, and no one ever finds out. So you D-T-F ...or what?"