crackstuck

in a nutshell

idfk about you guys but i got these two chapters from @avemaryam 's shingeki no craziness

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JOHN: im totally adorakable!!11! :B!!!11 no homo tho!!11!!

DAVE: totally cool

all the time

irony irony irony

im totally not having a mental breakdown

homo for egbert and vantas

ROSE: I have no sense of humor at all.

I only love Kanaya and boring things.

JADE: [who?]

ALPHA KIDS:

DIRK: Exclusively gay, I have no interests otherwise.

I am a kawaii-desu neko chan GOD.

ROXY: roxy are you drunk?

ROXY IS DEAD.

JAKE: Hello there ol' chap monsier biscuit bagel what a fine day today my buddy chum pal friend brother

JADE: i just like to bake

im grumpy all the time

TROLLS (BETA):

KARKAT: FUCKASS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFACE NOOKSUCKER BULDGELICKER.

I CAN GO FOR DAYS JUST TYPING ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE EVERYONE BUT THAT WOULD BE A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME.

ARADIA: dead

TAVROS: uHH,,, pUSSY,,, wHO,,,

SOLLUX: BEETH2

NEPETA: :33 > *rawr neko power* *i love karkats thats why i sacrificed myself to gamzee*

KANAYA: Hello My Name Is Kanaya Maryam And I hAVE A PASSION FOR FASHION

TERZEZI: LOL WH4T 

1M L3G4LLY 1MP41R3D F1GHT M3

VRISKA: 8luh 8luh huge bitch

EQUIUS: i need a towel

i aM TOO STRONG FOR MY OWN GOOD

GAMZEE: tavros is the reason why i went insane bc he rejected me

[high 98% of the time]

ERIDAN: wweh, i wwill fuck anything breathing

FEFERI: Glub glub!!!!!!!11!!! 1! ! Cuttlefish r gr8 !!!1!!2