DAVE: hey karkat
KARKAT: WHAT.
DAVE: i lost my phone number
DAVE: can i have yours
KARKAT: I DONT HAVE A PHONE YOU FUCKING NUMBSKULL.
DAVE: oh shit
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crackstuck
Comédiewelcome to your worse nightmare [insert clever homestuck pun] cosplayer- unknown RANKED #1 IN 'crackstuck'
pick up lines
DAVE: hey karkat
KARKAT: WHAT.
DAVE: i lost my phone number
DAVE: can i have yours
KARKAT: I DONT HAVE A PHONE YOU FUCKING NUMBSKULL.
DAVE: oh shit