SOLLUX: the fuck diid you ju2t 2ay to me, you liitle fuckiing biitch?
SOLLUX: iill have you know ii graduated at the top of my cla22
SOLLUX: iin the navy 2eals
SOLLUX: and iive been iinvolved iin numerou2 2ecret raiids on al-quaeda
SOLLUX: and ii have over 3000 confiirmed kiil2
SOLLUX: iim traiined iin goriila warfare and iim the top 2niiper iin the entiire U2 armed force2
SOLLUX: you are nothing to me but another target
SOLLUX: ii wiill wiipe you the fuck out with preci2ion the liikes of whiich ha2 never before been 2een on thiis earth
SOLLUX: mark my fuckiing words
SOLLUX: you thiink you can get away wiith 2ayiing that 2hiit to me over the iinternet?
SOLLUX: thiink agaiin fucker
SOLLUX: as we 2peak ii am contactiing my 2ecret network of 2piies across the U2A and your iip iis beiing traced riight now so you better prepare for the 2torm maggot
SOLLUX: the 2torm that wiipe2 out the pathetiic liitle thiing you call your liife
SOLLUX: youre fuckiing dead kiiddo
SOL: ii can be anywhere, anytiime, and ii can kiill you over 2even hundred way2
SOL: and that2 ju2t wiith my bare hand2
SOL: not only am ii exten2iively traiined iin unarmed combat
SOL: but ii have acce22 to the entiire ar2enal of the uniited 2tate2 mariine corp2 and ii wiill u2e iit to iit2 full extent to wiipe your mii22erable a22 off the face of thiis contiinent, you liitle 2hiit
SOL: iif only you had could have known what unholy retriibutiion your 'clever' liitle comment wa2 goiing to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fuckiing tongue
SOL: but you couldnt
SOL: but you diidnt
SOL: and now youre payiing the priice you god damn iidiiot
SOL: ii wiill 2hiit fury all over you and you wiill drown iin it
SOL: youre fuckiing dead, kiiddo
MEULIN: (=^⊙ ω⊙^) < ...
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yall are welcome i just spent like twenty minutes retyping this in solluxs quirk
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