Back from the dead.

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Tylerislame: OKAY OKY

Joshdrumz: WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?

Tylerislame: I SWEAR TO FUVCKING GOD THAT THE GUY NEXT DOOR TO ME IS PART OF THE LIVING DEAD.

Tylerislame: LIKE JOSH ITS SO TRIPPY. HE DOESNT SEEM OKAY.

Joshdrumz: then its a good thing that you're moving in with me ;)

Tylerislame: AND WHEN HE'S HAVING SEX WITH WHAT I'M ASSUMING ARE THE LIVING HOOKERS HE HAS OVER LIKE EVERY NIGHT HE SOUNdS LIFELESs.

Tylerislame: but yes its very very good that i'm moving in with you

Josdrumz: WAiT WAIT WAIT.

Joshdrumz: LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

Tylerislame: Okay lol

Joshdrumz: YOU THINK HE IS "NOT ALIVE"

Tylerislame: NOT THINk I KNOW.

Joshdrumz: ANYWAY,

Joshdrumz: AND YOu CAN HEAR HIM HAVING SEX WITH HIS HOOKERS?

Tylerislame: yep. You have your facts 1000x straighter then me.

Joshdrumz: so...

Tylerislame: yes?

Joshdrumz: you must have a lot of experience with sex then?

Tylerislame: if you don't count all the porn i've caught my brother watching and my horny and dead neighbor than nope not really.

Joshdrumz: then maybe i could show you ;)

Tylerislame: calm down a lil bit jizz dun, i'm not even in the same state yet.

Joshdrumz: what? A boy can dream.

Tylerislame: ah, so i'm the cause of the wet dreams your mom was talking about.

Joshdrumz: you talk to my mom now eh?

Tylerislame: oh all the time honeyy, we are practically attached by the hip, or at least the cell phone ;}

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OKAay
This is long because i'm back
I know i wasnt gone for long but i couldn't take it i needed to write and i missed you guys and the fic tbh.
So here i am your lame ass fanfic writer.
Thanks for 1k btw!!!
It means a lot .
But... I am switching my phone over soon so i might be gone for a day ir two around than, so till then here i am babes ;)
— avery missed you nerds an awful lot.

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