sex? ≫joshler

Take me out.

Tylerislame: i know i won't be leaving here

Joshdrumz: with you

Tylerislame: FINAlLY SoMEONE GEtS THE REFRENCS. I COULD KISS YOU.
NO HOMO

Joshdrumz: always a little homo for my bromo.

Tylerislame: #joshismorelamethantyler2k16

Tylerislame: I FORGOT WE WERae DAtING FOr A SECOND AND THaN I REALIZED AND BUSTED A NUT.

Joshdrumz: tyler.

Joshdrumz: why?

Joshdrumz: i am crippling depression now.

Tylerislame: did you even go to school?

Joshdrumz: nah, i smoked weed in the teachers lounge.

Tylerislame: WOW SAME

Tylerislame: jk, i'm not edgy.exe enough for that.

Joshdrumz: same. I just hid in the band room.

Tylerislame: inside the bass drum?

Joshdrumz: of course where else would i hide.

Tylerislame: i dunno, that's the only logical place for you.

Joshdrumz: acurate ratatta ;p

Tylerislame: i almost made a Hillary clinton pokemon go joke but than refrained because it suddenly became really real that she could be running our country.

Joshdrumz: goodbye sleep and hello  excistencial crisis.

Tylerislame: i relate on an excistencial level.

Tylerislame: anyway, goodnight my sweet sweet love.

Joshdrumz: goodnight my sweatier sweat love

Tylerislame: i hate you so much.

Joshdrumz: i love you too :)

Tylerislame: i love you tooer.

Joshdrumz: maybe you were the one in the bass drum.

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This is so ling because i kept getting ideas and its just ugh this is fun and i'm a lonely child and its 2 am and everyone is sleeping and now i'm rambling.
Wowza, i think i just saw pigs.
(Btw that's the forst thing that came to mind when i said wowza...)
Well
I'm lit.
—avery saw pigs that's cool and totally not suspicious.

P.s : the song is take me out by fran fernidad or something like that but i had that song stuck in my head so lmao here it is :p

P. p. s : i live in fucking canada and literally only made a Hillary joke because my friends keep saying i meme just about as much as her and are trying to convince me to run for prime minister.