Laney And Larry Are Acting like A Married Couple

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Laney- Wait, that title is disturbing........ what's the dare?

Larry- coreyriffinrulez dares us to do stuff married people would do, but not the weird stuff though.

Laney- Ummm, OK...... this weird........ well we have to do it OK..... how do married people act?

Larry- Ummm, go on dates........ fight a lot....... and yeah.

Laney- OK....... let's get the date thing outta the way so we can go to the fight part.

Larry- Yeah OK, let's just go to Belchie's and act like it's a 'date'.

Laney- Yep, let's do that.

(they arrive at Belchie's)

Larry- Now that we're on this 'date'. What do married people do on them.

Laney- I think there's usually a lot of interruptions by people ruining everything. Annoying married couples.

(suddenly Corey arrives)

Corey- Hey guys what's up?

(then Carrie arrives)

Carrie- Sup guys!

(now Kin and Kon)

Kin and Kon- FOOD!

(Then Kim and Konnie)

Kim and Konnie- Don't forget about us.

(then Kate and Allie)

Kate- OH MY GOD IT'S GROJBAND!!!!

Allie- But ew, it's the Newmans.

(then Nick)

Nick- Nick Mallory likes to go to Belchie's with everyone.

(and Trina and Mina)

Trina- Oh my god, it's like Nick Mallory!!!

Mina- Everyone's here.....

(then Mayor Mellow)

Mayor Mellow- You see mother, I knew people were following me.

His Mother- (look of disapproval)

(lastly Barney)

Barney- I got youse order here.

Laney- Ummm, I think, mission accomplished.

Larry- Let's go before even more people come.

Pirates- RRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

Laney- You had to say that -.-

(later on at dare place)_

Larry- That was interesting now for the fighting part of the dare.

Laney- What do they fight about?

Larry- Random stuff.

Laney- OK............ YOU DON'T DO ENOUGH IN LIFE!!!

Larry- WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT???!!!!

Laney- YOU SHOULD BE WITH CARRIE BY NOW BUT YOU'RE NOT!!!!!

Larry- I THOUGHT WE WERE MARRIED!!!

Laney- WELL I'VE BEEN SEEING OTHER PEOPLE, BECAUSE YOU ARE TERRIBLE!!!!!!!

Larry- IS IT THAT COREY GUY?????!!!!

Laney- YES!!!!!

Larry- Well then..... I WANT A DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laney- ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Larry- I think we have finished the third step of marriage.

Laney- Well it's really optional, but yeah I WANT A DIVORCE AND TO NEVER SEE YOUR STUPID FACE AGAIN!!!!!!

Larry- ME NEITHER!!!!!!!!!!!

Laney- I'M NOT EVEN GONNA END THE CHAPTER WITH YOU!!!!!!

Larry- THEN I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bye g-

Laney- BYE GUYS!!!!!

Larry- ........

Laney- I said I didn't want to do it WITH you.







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