Larry's Dead

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(Laney hasn't arrived yet)

Larry- I wonder what dare we have today? (reads dare from coreyriffinrulez ) This is gonna be fun 😈

(Laney arrives)

Laney- Hey Larry!

Larry- Hey Laney, how- Ugh!!

Laney- What's wrong...?

Larry- I feel funny..... (collapses on floor)

 (collapses on floor)

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Laney-....... I know you're joking Larry (rolls eyes) 😒

Larry-.......

Laney- Get up already! 😞

Larry-.......

Laney- Stop it! 😱

Larry- ........

Laney- Nonononono, come on Larry wake up (shakes him) 😓

Larry- .......

Laney- He's actually dead, I guess I have to call everyone......

(she calls everyone Larry knows now they're at funeral with Larry in a box)

Carrie- (sobs) how could this happen, he was my best friend, he's only 13?!

Kim- Was he in some kind of medical condition cause it doesn't make any sense.

Larry- 😓

Laney- I'm sorry for your loss.

Larry's parents- (sobs loudly)

Larry- 😓😓

Konnie- I was supposed to kill him with my hugs!

Corey- Newmans, I'm sorry about your base player.

Kin- It still doesn't make sense how he died...

Kon- (cries loudly) I miss him even though I hardly even knew him!

(everyone starts crying loudly)

Larry- I'm alive! 😅

Konnie- IT'S A ZOMBIE!!!!!!

Kon- RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!

(everyone runs out except for Larry)

Larry- Uhhh....?

Laney- (walks back in) Hey Larry.

Larry- Umm hi, aren't you supposed to be running away thinking I'm a zombie.

Laney- Yeah.... but I already knew you were lying from start.

Larry- Then why'd you have a funeral.

Laney- To make you suffer, one more thing.

Larry- Yeah?

Laney- Come here you liar! (starts chasing him)

Larry- (starts running) AHHHHHH!!!!!! Why do people always chase me?! Meh, bye guys! AHHHHHH!!!!!!

Laney- Get back here!

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