DaymMalumAF
Hello
It's me
Me
1- did you just Adele
2- why are you texting me again
DaymMalumAF
1- yes I did
2- you didn't answer my question
Me
I don't want to answer your question
DaymMalumAF
But it was an important question
Me
Look buddy I don't even know what Malum is
DaymMalumAF
OMG JUST THE BEST SHIP EVER
Me
Is it a canon?
DaymMalumAF
No.
At least not yet ;-)
Me
...okay fangirl.
DaymMalumAF
Are you saying you don't fangirl?
Me
Yes I am because I don't.
DaymMalumAF
Well I don't either :-)
Me
Oh yes you do.
DaymMalumAF
No I don't what are you talking about
Me
You just did
DaymMalumAF
No I didn't
Me
You are the definition of fangirl
DaymMalumAF
Excuse me I'm a boy.
Me
Okay then you're the definition of fanboy.
DaymMalumAF
No I'm not!
Me
Look at your username.
Point proven
DaymMalumAF
At least Malum is a good ship.
Me
Who tf is Malum?
DaymMalumAF
Duh- Michael Clifford and Calum hood.
Me
...who?
DaymMalumAF
YOU DONT KNOW WHO THEY ARE
Me
Should I?
DaymMalumAF
ONLY THE BEST
Me
....?
DaymMalumAF
LOOK THEM UP
Me
Fine- but I s2g if I find inappropriate stuff I will report you.
DaymMalumAF
Just do it.
...did you do it?
Me
Are they gay?
DaymMalumAF
Well- they haven't said anything, but it's a cute concept.
Me
Okay.
DaymMalumAF
buT ARENT THEY SO ADORABLE OMF
Me
How are they famous?
DaymMalumAF
...5sos
Me
What?
DaymMalumAF
5SOS
Me
5 save our souls?
DaymMalumAF
-___- no 5sos~ 5 seconds of summer.
Me
Oh.
DaymMalumAF
Yeah.
They're pretty swaggy.
Wait.
I never got your name.
Me
Nor do you need it
DaymMalumAF
But your display name is just "💩"
Me
That's because I'm sh*t
And I'm not giving my name to someone who said 'swaggy'
DaymMalumAF
Babe you should go and love yourself
Me
Did you just
Ugh I'm cringing
DaymMalumAF
I did
Name?
Me
No
DaymMalumAF
But I wanna know your name ;-(
Me
And I don't want you to know my name :)
DaymMalumAF
What if I tell you my name?
Me
I don't want to know your name either.
DaymMalumAF
But I want to know the name of the girl who I'm texting.
Me
Who said I'm a girl?
DaymMalumAF
omG ARE YOU A DUDE
Me
No I'm a girl.
DaymMalumAF
Did you just almost catfish me
Me
Yup ;-*
DaymMalumAF
Well- as a result of you being so mean you get to tell me your name.
Me
Why do you want to know my name geez stalker much
DaymMalumAF
I wanna make friends :-(
Me
Fine my name is Abigail but that's all I'm telling you about myself.
DaymMalumAF
Awe that's a cute name :-)
Me
Yeah I've got to go so bye.
DaymMalumAF
Well I'll text you later bye x :-*
Me
Hopefully you won't ;-)
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