The signs as potatoes:
Aries: French fries
Taurus: Potato soup
Gemini: Potato chips
Cancer: Mashed potatoes
Leo: hash browns
Virgo: Waffle fries
Libra: Potato salad
Scorpio: Tater tots
Sagittarius: Cheese fries
Capricorn: Baked potato
Aquarius: Hot potato
Pisces: Loaded potatoes