10 things I'm going to do someday
1) Wear a t-shirt that says "life" and hand out lemons on the street.
2) Buy a horse. Name it "Thunder takes the lead" and enter it in horse races.
3) Become a doctor and change last name to Arcula.
4) Make vanilla pudding. Put it in mayo jar. Eat in public.
5) Buy a parrot. Teach him to say: "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"
6) Go to Australia. Locate 42 Wallaby way Sydney.
7) Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
8) Get a walk- in closet. Design the inside look like Narnia.
9) Purposely spell words slightly wrong and add them to roommates Microsoft Word dictionary.
10) Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers yell, "IT WORKED!" and run out cheering.
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A Cringy Joke Book People Somehow Seem To Enjoy
RandomNone of these jokes are mine all rights go to their owners. I hope these make you laugh if not sorry but it's hard to find jokes that other people don't have in their books. anyway hope ya like!
