Joke 41

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Texting

Julie: Hey babe

Me: Stop texting me you creepy
        stalker.

Julie: I jut wanna say one thing:
          I'd take a grenade for ya,
          I'd jump in front of a train for
          ya
          You know I'd do anything for ya
          : )

Me: what's the next line of the song?

Julie: ?? But you won't do the same?

Me: exactly

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