Texting
Mum: Hey kiddo how's everything going?
Me: not so good. I fucked John in the closet.
Mum: DON'T YOU DARE SAY THE F WORD AGAIN!
Me: I meant FOUND I swear...
Me: ...and why are you more concerned about me cursing than saying I had sex with my little brother? Really mum get your priorities straight.
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A Cringy Joke Book People Somehow Seem To Enjoy
RandomNone of these jokes are mine all rights go to their owners. I hope these make you laugh if not sorry but it's hard to find jokes that other people don't have in their books. anyway hope ya like!
