5 AM. [RYAN REYNOLDS]

viii. groupchat

5AM.

GC:
THE BETTER MARVEL CAST 🤔
lau (l. costa), jean gay (s. turner), poe DAMNeron (o. isaac), wolfie (h. jackman), ghost (e. peters), mcscottish (j. mcavoy), shark face (m. fassbender), arch angel (b. hardy), t-swift boy (l. till), chimichangas (r. reynolds), gorgeous (o. munn), mystical (j. lawrence), glasses (t. sheridan), ally (a. shipp), blue (n. hoult)

lau:
gUESS WHO JUST SAW X-MEN APOCALYPSE AND IS NOW
DECEASED? ME. IT'S ME.

chimichangas:
she wouldn't stop goddamn
yelling in my ear when she
saw hugh on screen. smh.

wolfie:
aw lau, you're the best.
and ryan, you're just jealous
that she likes me more.

mcscottish:
everyone likes you more,
you're hugh bloody jackman.
also, thank you lau!
come hang out soon, yeah?

shark face:
yes please do!

mystical:
ha, y'all bitches think
i'm going to let her hang
out with you when she
comes to visit? hell no.

ghost:
that's mean, jen.

mystical:
does it look like i give a fuck?

lau:
babe 😍

chimichangas:
hey! my laura.
i need her for deadpool 2
back off, blue.

blue:
i was summoned
by deadpool himself
i feel blessed

lau:
sO DO I BECAUSE HOLY FUCK
THAT MOVIE WAS !!!! I'M SO

jean gay:
what was your favorite moment?

chimichangas:
do you even need to ask

gorgeous:
i bet i know

mcscottish:
so do i

lau:
wHEN GODDAMN ERIK PROTECTED
HIS BAE AND THE X AND GOSH FFS

ally:
babe, you're not making sense

shark face:
she calls x-men first class
x-men first gay

mcscottisch:
and days of future past was
'the bad breakup' according
to laura dearest there.

chimichangas:
x-men apocalypse ??
more like x-men
where's the make up sex

gorgeous:
oh wow that's me in a nutshell

poe DAMNeron:
wait a minute
so you're favorite moment
was the scene in which i died?
my heart, laura, ouch.

lau:
i still love poe?

t-swift boy:
i bet you threw a fit
when you saw that
erik had kids but
not with charles.

chimichangas:
surprisingly, she was quite calm.
though she did throw a fit about
his kids and wife being killed in
like, five minutes of screen time.

mystical:
erik's code name should just
be 'human magnet of tragedy'

shark face:
true

lau:
also, can we just talk about james
shaving his head because that's
some real dedication right there.

wolfie:
yeah RYAN

chimichangas:
okay okay sure
good job mcscottish

ghost:
you should take notes old man

jean gay:
exactly

wolfie:
hey!
who you calling old?

chimichangas:
it's okay, hugh
these kids nowadays, huh?

lau:
such a pain in the ass

ghost:
i was talking to you, testicle
but k

poe DAMNeron:
damn

chimichangas:
well laura and i are going to
eat chimichangas and fuck,
so bye!

mystical:
i just spit my drink
WHAT

blue:
go get some ryan

wolfie:
uh too much information?

mcscottish:
well...

gorgeous:
this is awkward

lau:
RYAN
ASSHOLE
WE ARE NOT FUCKING
YOU HAVE A GF

chimichangas:
did i say fuck?
i meant film
autocorrect..