5 AM. [RYAN REYNOLDS]

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5AM.

serena van der woodsen:
hey!
wow, i haven't spoken to you in weeks.
how are you doing?

lau:
blake, hi!
yeah, it has been awhile since we last spoke ):
but i'm doing great, busy, but great!
how about you?

serena van der woodsen:
i'm glad to hear that!
especially considering our last conversation
was basically filled with curse words and tears.
and tbh, i've definitely been better.

lau:
oh no, are you okay?
do i have to kill someone?

serena van der woodsen:
no killing!
it's just that things between
ryan and i haven't been that great,
but other than that i'm fine, i suppose.

lau:
oh my god, blake, that's the worst.
should i talk some sense into him?

serena van der woodsen:
oh no you don't have to, we're
just growing apart i guess.

lau:
i mean, at least you're not fighting..

serena van der woodsen:
thank god we aren't

lau:
i just want you both to be happy
and if that's with each other,
your relationship is worth fighting for.
try and remember that okay?

serena van der woodsen:
that means a lot to me, thank you lau.

lau:
that's what friends are for.
they give you amazing love advice even though their love life is nonexistent.

serena van der woodsen:
that just turned depressing real quick 😂
but i'm glad we're having this conversation, i haven't really had girl talk in a long time.

serena van der woodsen:
enough talk about me, how is it
going with you? aren't you
currently filming a movie?

lau:
yes! i'm super excited for it, i don't
think i've been this excited for a movie since friends with benefits, for obvious reasons 🙃
but the movie's called Bad Moms.
we've almost finished shooting and there will be a trailer coming out soon, so that means another press tour is coming up.

lau:
the title of the movie already describes me and i'm not even a mom yet
(not that i'm planning to become one).

serena van der woodsen:
you don't want to have kids?

lau:
it's not that i don't like kids, i just
don't think i'd be the perfect mom.
i can barely take care of myself, let alone a child.

lau:
besides can you imagine yourself pushing a living, breathing child out of your vagina? my period alreadyhurts like a bitch, how painful do you think pushing out a child must be?

serena van der woodsen:
you've clearly thought this
through.

lau:
it's one of the plenty reasons why my exes have broken up with me.
well that and the fact that i don't want to get married.. like ever.

serena van der woodsen:
i thought ryan was the one guy i
was going to marry but i'm unsure
if that's going to happen.

lau:
okay i have an idea

serena van der woodsen:
oooh shit
this can go either way.
what is it?

lau:
if we're both single when we're 40,
we should marry each other.
so we'll be each other's back up.

serena van der woodsen:
that actually sounds great.
laura amelia costa, will you be my back up wife?

lau:
why yes, yes i will!