5 AM. [RYAN REYNOLDS]

vii. groupchat

5AM.

GC:
WHO RUN THE WORLD
lau (l. costa), sister from another mister (n. portman), agent badass (h. atwell), quake (c. bennet), jane doe (j. alexander), salt n'pepper (g. paltrow), wicked witch (e. olsen), kim possible (s. johansson), carter 2.0 (e. vancamp), robin (c. smulders), jewel (k. ritter), gaylord (c. pratt), old man (rdj), meme lord (s. stan), mr. great ass (c. evans), yard boy (r. reynolds)

gaylord:
nobody has been talking
in this groupchat

lau:
it's because ryan started
acting like a douche but
that's over now

wicked witch:
are you sure about that?
cause in my opinion ryan
acts like a douche 24/7

lau:
ryan is a lot of things;
an idiot, a crazy mess,
stupid, chaotic, shitty, a pussy

yard boy:
*cough* anything else
you wanted to add?

lau:
as a matter of fact, i do but if i
started naming all the words
to describe you, we would be here
all fucking day.

quake:
more like a week

meme lord:
a year probably

carter 2.0:
***years i think you meant

kim possible:
🍿🙃

lau:
anyways the point i was trying to
make is that he is all those things
but he sure as hell ain't a douche.
at least not 24/7, more like 12/7.

yard boy:
aw my heart, lau that's beautiful

gaylord:
i told y'all she's nicer to ryan

robin:
guys
i just found this picture of her
and justin omg

lau:
ah, good ol' times.

jewel:
i loved friends with
benefits, it's my favorite
porn ever

salt n'pepper:
ah, it's not a porn

jewel:
oops, my bad

robin:
oh my god look at this i'm so