5AM.
[ A DIFFRENT KIND OF LOVE STORY THAN THOSE WRITTEN ON THE SIXTH PAGE ; TOLD THROUGH SARCASM & WIT, ADDING A HINT OF F U C K E D U P TO THE MIX OF HARMLESS TEASING AND CONVERSATIONS LATE IN THE AM. ]
; RYAN REYNOLDS SOCIAL MEDIA/REAL LIFE.
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@VancityReynolds: You know @LauraCosta is judging you when she's giving you this look 198K RT'S 202K FAVORITES | @LauraCosta: @VancityReynolds You gave me a good reason to, asshole | @VancityReynolds: @LauraCosta Shut up, Meg!
@nottjmiller: We all know shit goes down when Laura gets angry. What did he do this time? @LauraCosta | @VancityReynolds: @nottjmiller Hey what makes you think it was me that did something? That's offensive! | @LauraCosta: @nottjmiller @VancityReynolds Because you're an idiot Ryan | @VancityReynolds: @LauraCosta An idiot that looks great in spandex, unlike @tomholland1996 who goes around wearing an onesie | @tomholland1996: @VancityReynolds @LauraCosta It's not an onesie! | @VancityReynolds: @tomholland1996 @LauraCosta We all know it's an onesie, there is nothing to be embarrassed about | @RobertDowneyJr: @VancityReynolds @tomholland1996 Now you understand why he needed my help. Superhero 101 with Iron Man: Don't wear onesies. Here we have the nice suits. COUGH @ChrisEvans | @LauraCosta: @VancityReynolds @RobertDowneyJr Leave the kid alone for God's sake | @tomholland1996: @LauraCosta I'm not a kid! I'm 20. | @LauraCosta: @tomholland1996 It's okay, you're just a kid and that is nothing to be ashamed of. I've got a kid too @briannahilde, I adopted her. | @briannahilde: @LauraCosta best mom ever 💕 (I'm not a kid though ☕ #justsaying) | @LauraCosta: @briannahilde Well you're definitely not the best daughter I have | @VancityReynolds: @LauraCosta @briannahilde How was Brianna even allowed to be apart of the movie? She's not even allowed to watch it. | @briannahilde: @VancityReynolds I am allowed to watch it. How old do you think I am? | @VancityReynolds: @briannahilde Honestly? 15. | @briannahilde: @VancityReynolds I'm 19! | @VancityReynolds: @briannahilde Oops, my bad
@nottjmiller: Still wondering what @VancityReynolds did, @LauraCosta | @LauraCosta: @nottjmiller @VancityReynolds Normal press day promoting Deadpool for blue ray and dvd, right? Then Ryan said this, and I quote | @LauraCosta: @nottjmiller @VancityReynolds "Before the movie starts, I'd like to say something to all the little kids who are watching this with their parents." 1/2 | @LauraCosta: @nottjmiller @VancityReynolds "Hey kids! Why the fuck are you here? No, seriously. This isn't a kids movie. Your parents must be very bad people if they let you watch this." | @LauraCosta: @nottjmiller Then he started explaining about "where the babies come from" | @LauraCosta: @nottjmiller And then he ended saying: "One last thing; Santa Claus isn't real. Your parents have been lying to you. Enjoy the movie!" | @VancityReynolds: @LauraCosta You gotta admit, Lau, it was funny | @LauraCosta: @VancityReynolds I hate you | @VancityReynolds: @LauraCosta Aw I hate me too | @LauraCosta: @VancityReynolds Yikes gotta Wade, shit just sunk deeper than the Titanic
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