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MARVEL ALUMNUS AND THEN SOME

MACKSTER
How are you doing Rey? You seem
a bit chipper than you were a few
days ago

QUEEN FOSTER
Because I'm with my dad

TONY STANK
How's he been doing

THE GODFATHER
Yeah, is he doing okay

QUEEN FOSTER
Well he still wants to beat me up
so I'd say he's doing better than
he has been

BLADE RENNER
I love your dad

THE GODMOTHER
Trust me, we all know Jer

KING FOSTER
You're like obsessed with him

BLADE RENNER
It's not an obsession but a dedication

QUEEN FOSTER
That's nice

SPEEDY GONZALES
Anyways....

MY HUSBAND
What are you two cool cats doing?

QUEEN FOSTER
Watching a movie

HOLLANDAISE
What movie? Homecoming? Civil
War? The Impossible?

THE GODFATHER
Not everything is about you. I bet
they're watching TWS or Snowpiercer
or Before We Go

QUEEN FOSTER
You're both wrong and self absorbed

KING FOSTER
Maybe The Bronze??

QUEEN FOSTER
Why the fuck would I let my dad watch
that? You'd never hear the end of it

KING FOSTER
Okay true

QUEEN FOSTER
We're watching the Fundamentals of
Caring okay

CANT MAN
Yes, I love it

TONY STANK
Good movie, very good

THE GODMOTHER
Movie makes me wanna be a caregiver

QUEEN FOSTER
Same

KING FOSTER
You both are caregivers to your
children need I remind you

QUEEN FOSTER
🙄🙄🙄🙄

KING FOSTER
The face of a daughter who misses
her mother dearly

VAN DER HOODSEN Or the face of a daughter who's done with her father's shit

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VAN DER HOODSEN
Or the face of a daughter who's done
with her father's shit

MACKSTER
Exactly what I was thinking

KING FOSTER
Screw you both

MACKSTER
That's Reyna's job

QUEEN FOSTER
Hasn't been lately lol

KING FOSTER
Yeah, two freaking weeks

QUEEN FOSTER
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

KING FOSTER
That's too long 😩

THE GODFATHER
Jade has been gone for five months
which means I've been five months
deprived of sex so how about you take
your two weeks of deprivation and shove
them up your ass

QUEEN FOSTER
Roasted

KING FOSTER
Assholes

DADDY CHADDY
Wish I never would've picked up
my phone

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