Joker & Harley One Shots.

Jokes on her

⚠️ WARNING⚠️️ this has actual scenes from the movie. Spoiler alert. You've been warned. 

Harley's POV

I take a deep breath and take a sip of my espresso. At least I get ten years off my sentence! Only problem is... I have no puddin' to go home too. I set my book down and blink away the tears threatening to spill.

I lost my puddin'.

-flashback-

"Light it up!" Flag yells. On his command, guns start shooting and bullets fly towards the helicopter. I'm behind a dumpster, watching it all go down. I can hear my puddin' laugh and I smile a tiny bit. I'm plugging my ears. I feel a pair of eyes on me. I look over and see Deadshot. I furrow my eyebrows. "What? I gotta a hickey or somethin'?"

My phone dings and I smile at who it is. Puddin'! I look up with my mouth open. Deadshot looks at me. "No." He says. I smile and walk into the gun fire. I walk towards the helicopter, the bullets blazing bye don't even faze me. I can only focus on my puddin'.

He throws down a black rope and says, "Hello, baby!" I walk towards him while smiling wide. I can hear Amanda yell "BLOW HER UP!" But she can't. They rigged it so I can't die.

Jokes on her.

Joker takes a few deep breaths and says, "Come on, baby." That's all I need to smile wider and run to the helicopter. I jump off the ledge, and grab the rope. Thank god I took gymnastics. I swing on the rope, wrapping it around my legs so I won't fall. As I'm giggling and swinging on the rope, I look back. I see Deadshot, pointing his gun at me. I do a flip and am now upside down.

I stay still. I know he won't shoot me. He fires and I fall limp. I roll down and end up looking like a dead doll. After a few seconds I lift my head and laugh.

Joker pulls me up and once I have both feet on the helicopter floor I grin. "Puddin'!" I jump a little and wrap my arms around his neck and kiss him passionately. He kisses back of course. We pull away still holding each other. "Got a little dressed up for me?" I say smiling. "Oh you know I'd do anything for you." He says, his voice sexy and husky.

"By the way," he says, putting his face near my ear. "I've got grape soda on ice and a bear skin rug waiting." We smile until we hear one of his henchmen call to him. "Boss! We got a problem!" We look out and see a missile hurling towards us. It hits us setting the helicopter a flame. Puddin' says something I can't quite understand, because I'm to shocked that we got hit. He turns to me. "Okay, honey, just me and you." In return I say, "Let's do it!" The helicopter bursts a little. He grabs my midriff and pushes me.

I scream as I fall out of the chopper. I hear him yell too. I roll and roll on The top of a building. I get up and run to the edge. Just as I do I see the helicopter crash into a building. I'm in complete shock. My puddin'...

-End of flashback-

I sigh and go to my espresso machine. As I wait for the machine to finish my espresso I hear gun shots. Bullets break glass and shoot near me. I run to the corner of my cage and stay low.

When the gunshots stop I look up. A guard opened my door and is coming inside. I stand up. When they're close to me, they take off their mask.

I grin widely, and pull him to me. "Puddin'!"

He hugs back. "Let's go home."

A/N:

Shwa!

Second scene.

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~Ari