How Ships Are Made

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Yuki: So how are ships made?

Leon: Why are you asking me and Lola?

Oliver: The both of you are the oldest vocaloids, so we were thinking you would have the most experience.

Lola: *triggered* OLD?!

Leon: *sobbing*

Piko: Can you tell us? Please?

Lola: *sigh* food.

Oliver: Food?

Lola: Eggplants and tuna taste okay together

Yuki: Ms. Lola are you going to give us the talk?

Lola: No, Yuki I cannot do that Kiyoteru will kill me if I do. Now, you notice how you can use oranges and bananas for a fruit salad, and that is also how ships are made.

Piko: Isn't that incest.

Len: WE. ARE.

Rin: MIRROR. IMAGES.

*Rin and Len leave*

Oliver: Well that just happened...

Yuki: Ooh! I see I see. So, sake ice cream?

Piko: Yuki you're stupid it's leek ice cream.

Yuki: No it's not Piko!

Piko: Yes it is you little-

Leon: CHILDREN DO NOT FIGHT!

Lola: THEY ARE JUST SHIPS!!

Oliver: So basically Porn X Yandere.

Leon: *gasp*

Lola: OLIVER!!!

Oliver: Boku no Piko and Yukiiiiiiiiii.

Yuki: That's disgusting.

Piko: It really is.

Leon: ALL OF YOU GO BACK TO YOUR PARENTS I AM NOT TEACHING YOU FURTHER MORE IN TRADE OF YOUR INNOCENCE!

Yuki: *runs to Kiyoteru*

Oliver: *goes to Yohioloid*

Piko: ....

Piko: ....

Piko: DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

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