Mario's Diary

Dear Diary #1 - The beach

Saturday

Dear Diary,

I heard Luigi snoring from the other side of the room.

Man! I just wanted to sleep but my ears were mentally suffering by the noise, I only just went to bed. I can't believe Luigi actually slept as soon as his head hit the pillow. I was tossing and turning.

'Hmm I wondered,' 'maybe I can-' I jumped out of bed grumpily as I trudged towards the bathroom and rustled in the drawers, ah yes! Found them. I put the spongey, soft earmuffs in my ears and go back to bed. I finally got some peace and quiet! (And some rest by the way).

I planned on sleeping in since it wasn't a work day but while I had this beautiful dream about peaches, I felt someone shaking me.

I opened my eyes slightly and see Luigi. He had shook me so hard that I had somehow fell on the floor. "Mario wake up!" He said excitedly. "Ugh, can't you see I'm busy? - sleeping,"  I told him.

"But Mario I want to go to the beach!" Luigi whined while protesting. I look up to see my alarm clock on my desk, it was only 5:30am, I was mad at Luigi because he knew that I wanted the extra time to sleep in.

He always wanted to bother me for some reason. "Luigi, if you want to go to the beach so badly, go yourself." I told him.

"But I'm scared of the dark Mario, you know that." Luigi said. "Ugh, go back to bed Luigi." Luigi still insisted so, reluctantly, I stood up, we got packed and left for the beach.

It was so dark outside and freezing! Luigi was enjoying the view of the ocean and I was too, until he decided we should get ice-cream. Really Luigi? Ice-cream? On a weather like this? Sometimes I don't know what goes into his little head. Heh, maybe ponies.

I smirk when I imagine the most ridiculously, funniest things that could possibly be in his head. "Fine lets go get ice-cream," I said still smirking with glee.

We payed for our ice-cream and Weegie happily ate all of it. What a pig! I thought. I slowly started to eat mine, but no! Weegie was there, pestering me to give mine to him. Weegie was a nickname I used to tease my brother.

He usually teases me with the name: Murry Curry. I don't know what kind of name was that, all I knew was that it was the most retarded name I ever heard. It sounded like I was in a dish filled with curry.

I told Luigi that he already ate his. Luigi whined, "I want yours too." Luigi always had to have his way!

I gave him my ice-cream and he immediately began to greedily gobble it up.

Wow, see what kind of brother he is? Yep, very annoying. Luigi wanted to play in the park. Yeesh! Parks were for little kids and he was a grown man. "Luigi what the hell?" I replied startled. "Do you know parks aren't for your age anymore?" "I know but it's fun." He always said that.

"Well I'm going back home." I trudged off as I said this. We didn't have a car, so I walked home by foot. It only took us 10 minutes to walk here so it will take ten minutes to get home. I saw Luigi following me not far. Why was he following me? I thought he wanted to play in the park?

Luigi's pov
I don't even know how to get home, I have no map or anything, and Murry just left me by myself all alone in the park! I'm so angry with him.

Back to Mario's pov
I finally got home, I locked the door as I entered my house. Home, luxurious, sweet, home! I muttered pleasingly to myself. I get the whole house for myself while Luigi does whatever he wanted to do. I was going to go back to bed and rest, but I hear the doorbell ring. DING DING DING.

Who is ringing my doorbell at this hour?!

Certainly not the mail man. It was only 7am. I spent about 2 hours at the beach with Luigi. I only said 1 hour!

That is the most mischievous and scheme full thing Luigi could do! What can be worse than taking away my time. "I'm coming!" I said as I rushed to the front door.

I opened the door and (not surprisingly) I see Luigi. "What are you doing here man???" "You left me behind!" Luigi said angrily. Well that got me pissed off. I went to Luigi and told him that he wanted to go to the beach and I thought he was going to play in the park. I knew he realised it was to 'out of his age group' thing to do. I smirk and tell him to come inside. I already knew what was best. For me and him.

We had an outdoor swimming pool. Since Luigi brought his swimming supplies and he was wearing his swim suit because he thought we would swim at the beach. I didn't even bring my swimming supplies.

I saw Luigi walk towards the swimming pool, took his clothes off to reveal his swim clothes underneath, he put his goggles around his head and placed them on his eyes, and dived into the pool. I look away from the window happily.

Finally, I got Luigi off my shoulder for now. I jump in bed, turn the TV on and watch my favourite show, which was indeed about talking fruit (the annoying orange).

If you heard what Luigi watches you would want to stay far away from him and the TV. This is enough writing for today, because this is a great ending watching TV in bed away from Luigi.

Sincerely,

Mario.