[Y/N]
Yang and I sat on the ground, watching Ruby carry sticks for Jesters fire, it wasn't lit yet but with that look on Jesters face... oh god
"Alrighty, everybody better move, because here comes the flames" he said, before pointing flamed at the campfire, and shooting it. It went a blaze and Jester smiled
"Now that's... how you start a fire everyone"
Jester then sat down, and stared at the fire, Mason was leaning against a tree and Ruby sat next to Jester
"Guys? What about sleeping?" Mason asks
"Like tents?" I ask back
"Yeah"
"Are you telling me you guys didn't pack the tents" Jester asked
"I thought Mason was the one who was responsible for it"
"What?! No one told me to pack the tents"
"Then WHO FORGOT TO PACK THE TENTS"
"Ahem" Yang said, holding up a bag
"There right here"
"Oh... hehehe" I said, walking over and taking the bag
"NOW! Let's build these tents"
I dropped the bag on the ground and pulled out another bag, opening that bag was another bag, I pulled out that bag and opened it again, this time having some tent pieces in it, pulling them out I stood up, and dropped the tent pieces on the ground
"Can... Can someone explain tha-" Ruby started, but was cut off by Jester
"What the hell author-me"
What?
"Why'd you make so much about the damn tent bag thing"
It's interesting
"... no it's not"
Funny?
"No"
Well Y/N probably liked it
"Y/N can't make up his emotions, because he's just a character in your book"
Well then the person reading it will like it
"Maybe they will, maybe they won't"
Do you know what I noticed though
"What"
I'm talking to myself
"Oh yeah, because I'm also just a character in this book, and your writing this conversation with me, so your talking to yourself but really talking to me... wait what"
How about we just go back to the tents
"Alrighty"
Jester then looked away from the sky, to see Ruby and Yang looking at him really weirdly
"What?"
"Who's that person? That you were talking too"
"Oh that's Author-Me"
"Author-Me?"
"Yeah, he's the one who wrote this book where all in"
"Wait? So he made us into a book"
"yeah... and he can do anything"
Like this
Jester then pulled Ruby close and kissed her on the lips, there faces both blushing a dark blush, Jester pulled away with a annoyed look while Ruby had a big smile
"I hate you author-me"
Hahahahahahahaha y-you should've seen the look on your, ahahahahhaahahha face
"I'm gonna go up there and bash your face in"
Hahahahahahahaha, sorry dude, but the button broke, remember.... Hahahahahahahaha"
"...I can't believe you made me do that"
Why? Don't you like Ruby Jest, huh, Hahahahahahahaha, you enjoyed it come on
"Shut Up"
Hahahahaha alright man, Hahahahahahahaha
"Jester?"
"What Ruby"
"I...I love you"
Jester turned to her
"I-i love you too Ruby"
Awwwwwwwwwee
"AUTHOR"
Sorry dude, but it's so cute
Jester then threw his arms in the air, and with a annoyed face, started to walk around
...Jester what are you doing?
"I'm summoning the magic owl man"
Magic...Owl...Man?
"Yes"
Dude your making this chapter not serious, stop it
"FOR THE SKELETON AMRY WE SHALL FIGHT THOSE FUKBOYS"
Your not even making any sense
"HOO"
WHAT
"KILL ME"
AHHHHHH
"AHHHHHH"
"Good luck Ruby" I said, patting Ruby on the shoulder
"Thanks Y/N"
"AHHHHHHHAHAAHAHHAHAHA"
DUDE
"KILLL MEEEEE"
AHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHH
"Well that was fun"
Very...
"I'm tired now"
Same
"Want to go to bed
Yes
"Alrighty"
Jester then dropped to the ground, and fell asleep, Ruby walked over to him, shrugged and laid down next to him, falling asleep as well
"Wait, that's it?"
Yup, now go to bed
"No"
Y/N went to sleep
"That's rude"
Yang went to sleep
"OI, hold on here"
Mason went to sleep
Perfect
Author went to sleep
I'm bored... and I didn't know what to write... next chapter will be more serious... hopefully... but here's a fact for everyone
Different Story Fact #1: in my Weiss x reader book, Alex and Dan died, I was going to have Jester die too, but need him for the ending of said book
So...Boop Bop Boop Bop... SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME, I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
YOU ARE READING
Hair (Yang X Reader)
Fanfiction"Oh son...were so happy for you" "And proud of you for going to beacon" Those were the words said by your mother and father before leaving for beacon "Hi, I'm Ruby" "Hey Cutie, I'm Yang, Ruby's older sister" The words spoke by the sisters you met at...
