Assignment: Class 3-E

Assignment 02: Batters Up!

Slowly dozing off as Korosensei read from a book I rested my chin in my hand and looked out the window thinking wildly as I thought about multiple ways to kill him but canceling them out as I remembered different things that he could do.
Suddenly Korosensei screaming ripped my out of my thoughts.
"Sugaya!"
"wha?" looking over I saw he took the notebook that the silver haired boy infront of my was doodling in.
he whimpered slightly and looked down.
"not a bad likeness I'll give you that! But I'm a little hurt by the jaw line!" he exclaimed showing the picture with red coloring over it that he had added,
"eh?" I furrowed my eyebrows.
"But you don't have a jaw!" an orange haired kid exclaimed.
I nodded.
Suddenly the lunch bell went off.
"That's lunch people. If you'll excuse me I have some important off campus buisness to attend to" he stated.
"Tofu from china?" class president asked.
"Actually I'm catching a ball game in the big apple.. choi!" as he disappered we all gasped in surprise as always.
"oh cmon we have got to get used to that!" I cursed angrily.
"Talk about unfair we are stuck here while he flies all over the world! he could at least bring souvenirs!" One of my new friend Kurahashi whined opening up her lunch.
"Think about what he would probably bring back? Are your that hard up for a morter shell?" Kataoka asked walking to her.
I laughed slightly and pulled out a apple from my bag.
"I'm just saying in exotic snack would be nice. its not like he has to sneak them through customs" Kurahashi continued.
"How does biting a bullet sound? Is that exotic?" i teased walking over to her.
"You have obviously dedicated a lot of thought to this!" Kataoka laughed sweat dropping slightly at what I had said as her brown hair fell off her shoulder behind her.
"Hey whats New York's chief export?" The class president, Isogai asked.
"I don't know booze?' the orange haired boy who I learned name was Maehara replied with a small laugh.
"Sucks we're no drinking age" Isogai chuckled.
I laughed softly and sat on Kurahashi's desk.
"How about something greasy?" I asked taking a bite of my apple.
"Man! New York girls are the best! Especially the blondes!" one of the class pervs, Okajima exclaimed standing up and drooling a bit.
Sweat dropping slightly I rolled my eyes as the other guys agreed.
"Screw blonde girls have you guys seen their basketball players? Now that's what I call hot!" I lied trying to rile the guys up.
The girls giggled and agreed with me.
"Hey whats wrong with us guys?!" Maehara exclaimed a bit flustered.
"Eh you guys are just.... well your you" I teased winking slightly.
"Oh c'mon Kimiko what is that suppose to mean?" Isogai smirked at me slightly.
My eyes widened and I blushed slightly as he sent me a flirtous wink.
"It means american basketball players and cooler and hotter than you. All of you actually" I lied covering up my blush and laughing slightly.
"yah right I am a sexy beast!" Okajima yelled.
"Your a beast alright" Kataoka muttered as they went back to talking about blondes.
Suddenly I sensed someone coming in. turning I saw Kurasama.
"eh? Kurasama?"
"Children (cue angry face from kimiki), any progress on killing the tentacled menace?" He asked.
"Define progress?" Nagisa asked standing in front of him.
Sighing I looked down along with the rest of class.
"Yeah this is E-class yo. you gotta lower your expectations" A girl in the back muttered leaning her chair back.
I let out a small growl.
"Just because we are E-class doesn't mean we are incompetent idiots!" I snapped.
"She's right but with all do respect sir. he is too quick!" class president explained.
"Like he's so fast you can't even see him sometimes" another kid replied.
"You said yourself he tops out a mach 20. How do we kill something like that?" Another boy exclaimed.
" I don't know but you kids better figure it out" he stated.
"Well aren't you helpful! not like we don't have enough pressure" I glared angrily at the older male. "Well you guys are the only hope we've got. he teaches willingly. putting himself in the line of fire by choice" He explained.
Groaning I trudged back to my seat in the last row where there were three desk but on was empty in between me and Terasaka, all probably for good reason too.
"If we allow that creature to roam the earth come march we will all be annihilated.. and in case you need a reminder of how powerful he is take a look up at what is left of our moon. That'll be our planet in a year. In short he's too dangerous to take lightly. That's why this classroom is the last wall between man kind and its extinction" He muttered seriously.
I sighed and clenched my eyes shut.
If you give a class of misfits and outcasts the chance to save the world and be superheros. things are about to get a hell of a lot more interesting than they already are, and that. is saying something. but this is a a pretty big task for a bunch of high school students. i still wonder why korosensei wants to blow earth up anyways.....