Meeting The Koalafications

I'm a kitty

Somehow, I have turned into a kitten. This is actually great because now here is a list of things I want to do:

To-do list
1. Scratch New Zealand and hope he is allergic to cats
2. Eat cat food...yum!
3. Hiss at people to my bloody heart's content.
4. Lick myself too much so I can cough up a hairball (supposedly in England's lunch)
5. Hunt down a bird or mouse (and eat it :3)
6. Become viral on YouTube
7. Freak everyone out by drinking beer even though I'm a cat.
8. Sleep as long as I want and be able to bite someone if they wake me up

Well, gotta do all this before I get human again. Bye!