Diary of a Pshyco princess

My world

" Dorie wake up, its the first day of school. GET UP!!!!!!" Aunt Harley yelled. It was the first day of Middle school which  means I would have to deal with Red Canary and her little squad of heroines for the second year in a row. They're always picking on me saying I'm crazy and nothing but a smaller version of my aunt. I dragged myself down stairs in my X-large Clown Town T-shirt and poured a bowl of Krazy Fruity Rainbow Krunchies. " How's it hanging DD?" Uncle J asked he knew I wasn't in the mood he always does that every first day of school. As you can tell my world is complicated especially the fact that my dad is Hades and I don't know who my mom is all I know is that she sold me to a laboratory when I was just 1 month old. So on my way to school I bumped into Nightshade and Pawsy my two BVFF ( best villen friends forever) last year we made our little trio the Junior Gotham City Sirens. Nightshade is daughter of Poision Ivy so she can grow plants and stuff. Pawsy is daughter of Cat Woman so she has super sharp claws and a great fashion sense. Me I'm just niece of Harley Quinn and Joker with even more flexibility. So when we got to school Red Canary was there flirting with Pawsy's man Claws, oh was Pawsy mad, she rushed over and gave Red a piece of her mind while me and Nightshade sat there giggling, well Nightshade was giggling, I was laughing so hard someone said they would call the people from Arkham asylum.