How To Be The Best Psycho Fan Girl The World Has Ever Seen

Meet and Greets

Now, I'm guessing that some of you ladies have, indeed, met your famous crush. Instagram is full of you twats.

"Met Niall Horan- 6-07-14."

We've all seen "that girl." And yes, we all hate her just as much as you. But, no matter how much you dislike the fact that she got to touch your long distance boyfriend, before you, doesn't detour you from following her, along with 80 billion other jealous haters.

Like I always say, be friends with your competition. It makes their funerals a whole lot easier.

But, let's be honest, we would all do the same thing.

To meet the person you've been fangirling over for years, is that golden medal we all strive for. It's the ivory city on a hill. It's the paradise for all potatoes.

But, let's get real... it rarely happens. I know, you're probably going, "But, I'm different! It will for me! It's just got to!" And that, my friend, is the heart of a true fan girl. Bravo. Keep that delusion flowing.

That'll keep you strong when... your crush actually gets a real girlfriend...